Dear Lord: A.M.D.G.! Please, Lord, beam them up: Pope Benedict, Bishop D'Arcy, Father Fessio, the Christian Coalition, Opus Dei, the Bush dynasty, Congresspersons who support the war, and Mr. Murdoch. Rapture now! Allow the rest of us poor mortals to sorrow over our sins in the peaceful confidence of your eternal mercy. Endow the lips that cannot speak with an eloquence that penetrates to the heart's core. John Henry Newman wrote: A University is, according to the usual designation, an Alma Mater, knowing her children one by one, not a foundry, or a mint, or a treadmill.